Sunday, March 29, 2009

Gosh, the things I say.....

Quit that! You don't have to copy EVERYTHING you see on TV!

Don’t hit your brother, he hasn’t even hit you yet.

Stop hanging by your fingernails off the edge of the deck. I didn’t build this deck for you to do yourself in on!

Where’s Henry? Never mind. Just follow the TP trail all the way down the hallway….

Don’t ever pick a fight. Just be nice. But if they pick one with you, get ‘em good, so they don’t ever do it again!

Pester somebody else for awhile. You’ve bugged me enough for one day.

Just wear your brother’s underwear and get it over with we are already hopelessly late. (That WAS clean underwear lest you wonder.)

Let me show you the right way to do a flying front kick…but you are not allowed to DO it ever….(Joseph of course did it right away and very well too)

Go get the cat out of the christmas tree. Again.

Please dump this bucket of shoop down by the garden.
Answer: “But mom, I’m not old enough to do that chore.”
Yes you are! Now go!
Answer: “I don’t think I’m EVER gonna be old enough to do that, mom…”

Get DOWN off the furniture before you…
(scream and frantic crying)
Oh never mind. SEE?

Spoken: You may quit practicing piano now.
Unspoken: because I cannot stand one more minute….

OK. WHICH ONE of you darling wonderful rascals ended up with the soccer ball in the TOILET BOWL???

Where is my coffee cup?
Found: in Henry’s room with 3 power ranger figurines swimming in cold coffee….

AND MANY MORE LOVELY DAYS! Best to you as always from the Liew Crew!

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